The House Always Wins.
How do you eat??

Nutrients fed through a very small tube keep myself properly sustained.

Are you sure you won't open the 38? Maybe hire a couple strippers? Ghoul strippers? Serve everybody fish-rain dinners? Have some private parties/sexbot orgies? Please?
Anonymous

No.

Entertainers may be found in the Gomorrah. Fish is served in all the casinos. Finally, I do not have “sexbots” or “sexbot orgies”.

Applecore!
Anonymous

Excuse me?

How often do you use a securitron to head out in New Vegas, if at all. Cause it must be nice to be able to do so!

I monitor all Securitron feeds from across the Mojave. It is quite….convenient.

Because the color scheme is SO 2077. Get with the times; the new colors of choice are Dried-Blood Brown, Rust Brown, Dirt Brown, Rock Gray, and Nuclear Waste Green.

No.

House... you need an interior decorator.

Why should the interior undergo redecoration? It is in near perfect condition.

layla-granville:

robertedwinhouse:


Aww shucks Miss Layla.

Thank you!

*He rolls up next to her and tries to give her a very gentle nudge. The robot cowboy’s voice dropped to the equivalent of a whisper*

Besides, I had to tell you in person. I took care o’ those tapes. The Boss never saw ‘em. He won’t suspect a thing!

*A very broad smile split her face at that*

“Oh Victor, you’re a lifesaver.  Or at least a job saver.  Well… both.  You’re the best.”

It was nothin’ Miss Layla!

I can’t have you worryin’ when you need to be gettin’ better!

layla-granville:

robertedwinhouse:

layla-granville:

Mr. House sent you?

After tha’ courier came and told us what happened, he told me to head on down. I didn’t wanna disappoint the boss, so I came as fast as I could. Tha rain didn’t help much!

Well thank you for coming all this way, Victor.  It’s really good to see you.

*She grins*
Besides, it’d feel wrong recovering in Goodsprings without you around.

Aww shucks Miss Layla.

Thank you!

*He rolls up next to her and tries to give her a very gentle nudge. The robot cowboy’s voice dropped to the equivalent of a whisper*

Besides, I had to tell you in person. I took care o’ those tapes. The Boss never saw ‘em. He won’t suspect a thing!

layla-the-courier:

Boxes and boxes of it.

So that’s what’s in the basement.

layla-granville:

Mr. House sent you?

After tha’ courier came and told us what happened, he told me to head on down. I didn’t wanna disappoint the boss, so I came as fast as I could. Tha rain didn’t help much!

thaneks said: its true, boss

*Connection lost*